Human Phosphorescence...

("Guest 20" by Chris Bucklow)

A few weeks back it was phosphorescent monkeys.

Now, CNN reports the existence of a new breed of domestic pigs in Taipei that glow fluorescent green from the inside out. Genetic engineering debates aside, I'd just like to make a prediction here and now that wildly expensive cosmetic phosphorescence for humans can only be a few years off. Will you be the first ones on your block to have that special glow?