Show me your Chickens Suit...

... and I'll tell you who you are.

You complain and you complain about a world that's gone mad, a world that treats you bad, but obviously it's your own fault. You don't have the proper attire for your chicken, dummy. OK, so admitting this is half the battle. The other half entails going to Edgar Honetschlaeger's Chickens Suit website and choosing the right outfit. The little number you see here has an Austrian flag theme. But the camouflage body suit has a certain wartime appropriateness that will also bring out the urban fashionista in your bird. Choices, choices, choices... See the fashion show reel here. Plenty of chicks.