New planets...

The NYTimes reports that our solar system has just gone from 9 to 12 planets with the stroke of a pen. My question, having just pretzelled my way through of an early morning yoga class, is what does this mean for all of those convicted souls of the new age who have so emphatically based their astrological findings on a 9 planet system? Does this mean I'm not going to become fantastically wealthy in my 40's now? Typical. BTW, in a related story, remind me to go off on Science one of these days... I'm pretty much done with it.