Exclusive: Debate Watch!

In a shocking move of perverse nonchalance, I've squeegied my way into a swank Democratic debate watching party at "Cinespace," a media savvy joint on Hollywood Blvd., a couple of blocks down from the actual debate at the Kodak Theater. I had my laptop on me, and so now I'm set up on blogger's row. My first question: Why do so many bloggers have such photogenic torsos and such gigantic derrieres? OK debate's on... may the best (man) win.