Saturday, March 14, 2009

Is my vacuum cleaner gay?

Sarah: Herbert Hoover was gay.
Paul: The 31st President of the United States?
Sarah: Yes.
Paul: Are you sure you don't mean the FBI guy?
Sarah: RADM Roscoe H. Hillenkoetter, USN?
Paul: No, J. Edgar.
Sarah: The cross-dresser?
Paul: Yes, J. Edgar Hoover the cross-dresser...
Sarah: was gay?
Paul: Well, possibly more gay than Herbert Hoover.
Sarah: His brother?
Paul: No. The vacuum cleaner magnate.
Sarah: Was the 31st President?
Paul: Correct. The 31st president of the United States was a gay, cross-dressing vacuum cleaner salesman.


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