Whose Heaven?

If there is an afterlife, what's preventing all of these annoying people from getting there and being just as annoying? What transformation will enable people with low spiritual mentality to really appreciate an afterlife? What if they just keep going, "Wow, this is amazing!!" while I'm trying to, like, bliss out on my own private heaven trip?

If (as Milton said) "Death is the golden key that opens the palace of eternity," then which key gets me into my room? Who's the golden architect who designed this mega-palace? Sounds a little tacky, and awfully crowded.

(untitled photo by William Eggleston)