Big Steve: Let's get in the hole.
Little Steve: No, Let's get in the hole!
Big Steve: Screw you, we're getting into the hole!!
Little Steve: I'm in the hole!
Big Steve: I'm in the hole!
Little Steve: We're in the hole!!!
Big Steve: I know we're in the hole, don't tell me we're in the hole, I know we're in the hole.
Little Steve: The hole sucks.
Big Steve: How can you say the hole sucks? I worked hard to make this hole possible.
Little Steve: The hole sucks!
Big Steve: You suck in the hole!
Little Steve: Who else can we get in here with us?
Big Steve: Don't you dare try to pull Mama Steve into the hole.
Little Steve: I would never pull Mama Steve into the hole.
(Both pull Mama Steve into the hole)
Mama Steve: I hate the hole, it's horrible in here.
Big Steve: Calm down, please why are you so hysterical?
Mama Steve: I don't want to be in this dumb hole.
Little Steve: She doesn't want to be in the hole!
Big Steve: Fine, then leave.
Both Little Steve and Mama Steve: We can't
Big Steve: I'm calling Outer Steve.
Outer Steve (far away): Hello?
Big Steve: Outer Steve get into the hole with us.
Little Steve: Don't listen to him. Get into the hole with us.
Mama Steve: I hate the hole. Get into the hole with us.
Outer Steve: Um... OK, I'm getting in the hole.
Big Steve: The hole sucks.
Mama Steve: The hole sucks.
Outer Steve: Can't we try to get out of the hole?
All: NO!! (Outer Steve ulcerates and gets off the phone).
Little Steve: I'm Calling Nether Steve
Nether Steve (very far away): Hello?
Little Steve: The hole, the hole, get in the godamned hole... I don't have time to explain, just get in.
Nether Steve: I don't want to get in the hole.
Little Steve: I don't care, just get in the hole.
Big Steve: I'm calling Nether Steve.
Nether Steve: Hold on, my other line is ringing.
Big Steve: Hello, Nether Steve, can you get me out of the hole?
Nether Steve: I'm on the other line with Little Steve, I think he wants me to get in the hole.
Big Steve: He's driving me crazy.
Nether Steve: I see.
Big Steve: I'm just trying to get everyone out of the hole, but no one seems to care.
Nether Steve: I care.
Big Steve: Yes, but no one cares.
Nether Steve: Why don't you try to avoid the hole? You always seem to end up there?
Big Steve: I get pulled into it. Believe me it's the last place I want to be.
Nether Steve: You should just try to stay out of it. It seems like an awful place to keep ending up. No?
Big Steve: You're right. The hole sucks. Get into the hole?
Mama Steve: Hello?
Big Steve: I'm on the phone.
Mama Steve: Is that Nether Steve?
Nether Steve: Hi Mama Steve. How are you?
Mama Steve: I'm in the hole. I hate it in here. Can you get me out?
Big Steve: Why are you complaining? Can't you just stop complaining and go back to the hole?
Nether Steve: I think she's saying that she doesn't like the hole. She wants out of it.
Big Steve: If everyone would just stop getting involved, we could be out of the hole.
Beep: Hello?
Little Steve: Uh... I'm still holding. I've got to get out of this hole. I'm leaving. These people are crazy.
Nether Steve: I think everyone wants to get out of the hole, don't they?
Little Steve: Of course not. They love it in here. Let them rot. I'm out of here.
Beep: Hello?
Mama Steve: I hate the hole. Everyone is crazy here. What should I do?
Nether Steve: Get out?
Mama Steve: But what should I do?
Nether Steve: Get out?
Mama Stev: But wha..
Beep: Hello?
Little Steve: Don't challenge me.
Nether Steve: What?
Little Steve: How many times have I pulled you out of the hole?
Nether Steve: Wait, what?
Little Steve: Get in the hole. Get me out of the hole. Bury these guys in the hole.
Nether Steve: It's hard to follow what you're saying.
Beep: Hello?
Big Steve: I can't take it. These people are crazy. I'm getting in the hole.
At this point the universe explodes and our transcript is interrupted.
(Image from "
Serpens" by Guido Mocafico)