Zapped by Mercury...

This mercury retrograde stuff is potent. I've been having some horrific and totally inexplicable equipment failures, including a dreaded "CHA Error" on my CF memory card after a full day's shoot yesterday. That means "those pictures you took? they're all gone, buster," to you non Nikon users. I'm told there are strange energy drains happening in the tri-state area, including the much discussed Bermuda Triangle that surrounds the Empire State Building. OK, I'd better stop writing this before something happens.