Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Water is dope!

Yes, traces of pharmaceuticals -- including antibiotics, sex hormones, anti-convulsion drugs, psychiatric drugs, painkillers, epileptic medications, and chemicals to treat high cholesterol, have been found in drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, according to a stunning investigation conducted by the Associated Press. Read it here (until they take it down).

OK, so the drinking water is contaminated with drugs. It's not quite "Wild in the Streets" where the kids spike the drinking water with LSD, still, didn't my doctor predict this sort of thing recently? Do you smell a conspiracy?

Let's be fair: The water we drink may have also been inside the guts of a dinosaur. The water we drink and bathe in and wash our dishes in once may have had duck poop or goose poop or human poop in it too. The water we drink goes through dirty pipes, rusty pipes, lead pipes, and cisterns with dead cats. What are you going to do about it?

This post brought to you by cool refreshing Fiji Water.


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