Concept: Zoofire...

"Zoofire" is a new word I'm offering to the world at no charge. A zoofire (pron: "zu-fire" or "zu-fear-ray") is any precarious event or set of circumstances that could yield magnificently surreal and cinematic moments if something went horrifically wrong. It is also the secret, unspeakable wish for such events to occur.

e.g. - Darnel's shotgun cleaning booth at the church fair was a complete zoofire.

Happy uttering!

(Photo by John Perkinson)