Wednesday, December 29, 2010

You're pushing too hard...

Dear most music on my radio:

Some (unsolicited) thoughts for the new year...

Breathy, raspy vocals, not sexy. Making sex noises, not sexy. Calculated cool, not sexy. Trying or pretending to be sexy, not sexy. Trying to sell music so you can feel sexy about yourself, not sexy. Hiding behind a computer, not sexy. Being a desperate pawn in a mammothly slimy industry, hmm... could be sexy but only if it involves some variant of spontaneous combustion.

Bottom line - 99.999% of processed and marketed forms of sexy, not sexy. Suggestion - forget the sexy?


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