That delicious tingle of chlorine...

I want to sincerely apologize to any of my moose brethren I might have offended with yesterday's post. Let's face it boys, you do get a bit jammy down there, still, it's unfair of me to use your private region as an exemplar of all that's undesirable in the world. I certainly didn't intend for you to remedy the situation à la piscine, but perhaps that was your way of telling me to go f*ck myself? Point taken.

Hey, guess who's five years old today?