Now that Wills is getting hitched and the Beatles are on iTunes, now that plastic grocery bags are illegal in Los Angeles, now that the Beaujolais nouveau est arrivé, now that the lobsters are molting, and the pot is melting, let's celebrate the gods' snappy release of all this cosmic constipation with some brisk action! Everybody jump forward ten spaces. With purpose and precision.
Wow... Feels good. Onward!