Monday, September 25, 2006

The Pros and Cons of Bullfighting...

I'm so torn about this bloodsport it's ridiculous. If I was a politician I would be hogtied and dragged through the streets for all of my flip-flopping on the subject. Who wants to see a beautiful, defenseless animal that is peaceful by nature be cadged into a frenzy and then slowly, brutally murdered while others cheer? I do... Or rather, I want to embrace the pageantry, the conflict, and the brutality - the metaphorical suffering - without owning up to the actual suffering. The way I see it, a world in which bullfighting exists as a bold comment on civilization is far more compelling, agitating, and complete as a span of culture, than one without. I suppose I'm a lefty progressive at heart, but I can't stomach a world in which frustrated liberals systematically defang the planet as if their agenda, their template for reality, was so much better.

What I'd really like to see is a level playing field and a more metaphorical death in the sport. Something closer to sumo wrestling, where the matador's job is to stay in a small ring while being sized up by a procession of successively more terrifying animals of all sorts: capibaras, maribous, spider monkeys, giraffes, dogs, baby elefants, baby cobras, zebras, bulls, crocodiles, silverback gorrillas, manta rays, tigers, and of course, the most dangerous animal of all hippopotamuses. That would be something to see.

("Corrida" by Lisa Alisa - read her refreshingly clear take here.)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

bull fighting really is so difficult to comment on! i have to speak about it for ten minutes for my A Level oral piece (i dont know if u are english, but A is the level before degree in simple terms, so its gota be good points!!) can you help me think of, say, five pros and five cons of the sport i think im set against! hehe. it would be greatly appreciated if you could! thanks! :)
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

please stop this trash grow up and go kill yourself if someone needs help then help not write random shit that you and your friends do to each other while you all sleep u bunch of little gay fuck piss of and go die thanks :) also to answer your question here have some pros and cons :)
PROS of bull fighting
Life of bullfighting bull more decent than factory bull.
Bullfighting is economically important in many regions.
Bullfighters are good heroes and role models for youth.
Clean and quick kills are prized in bullfighting.

CONS of bull fighting
Bulls are usually not killed quickly, die in agony.
Body parts may be cut-off while bull is still alive.
Horses suffer in bullfighting as much as bulls.
Inflicting pain for the purposes of entertainment is wrong.
Bullfighting validates torturing animals for entertainment.
Bullfighting is not that big of a tourist draw

1:08 AM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you considered offering yourself up, instead of the bull? Now that would be great sport!

8:25 PM  

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