Taking Shit Mountain by Stradivarius...
This morning one man in a shit brown shirt
walked home with his shit brown coffee
and a roll of toilet paper for his love's
shit brown asshole.
Some shit brown road workers
hollered at him
pointing out the timely links
that connect coffee to TP.
A parrot vomited behind a bush.
a noise that could vaporize the bones of a condor.
Upon arriving home
he realized that the shirt
and his love's asshole
was a rose...
He handed her the tissue
and they smiled kindly in the Monday