Taking Shit Mountain by Stradivarius...

This morning one man in a shit brown shirt
walked home with his shit brown coffee
and a roll of toilet paper for his love's
shit brown asshole.

Some shit brown road workers
hollered at him
pointing out the timely links
that connect coffee to TP.

A parrot vomited behind a bush.
a noise that could vaporize the bones of a condor.

Upon arriving home
he realized that the shirt
was chocolate
the coffee
was delicious
and his love's asshole
was a rose...

He handed her the tissue
and they smiled kindly in the Monday
Cauliflournia
sun.