Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Birds, Baguettes, and Black Holes...

Did you hear the one about the Higgs boson particle that wanders into a patisserie and orders a baguette? She needed it go into the future to feed the pigeon who would "accidentally" drop bread bits into the speeding gizzards of the large hadron collider, thereby destroying it and saving the solar system from being devoured by billions of basketball sized black holes. No, really. This stuff can't be made up.

But this is old news. Seems like some other less benevolent HB particles have gone into the future to allow for the collider to get it's grind back on. Prepare Earthlings.


Anonymous Hone said...

Good lord... how will we ever get to warp drive???

12:36 PM  

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